What a Crappy Situation

Kellan had a busy day with breast feeding five times again and bath day. But he had one more very important project. He hadn't pooped in a week. It was passed time. The doctor gave him a suppository to help. The nurse gave it and let me start feeding him. Kellan went right to work on his "project." He was pretty sleepy afterwards, so his nurse thought changing him would wake him up. So she did. Well, Kellan wasn't quite finished, so she got a new diaper. Then, it happened...his "project" totally covered the nurse's arm! She started gagging and I was laughing so hard I was crying! And Kellan? Well, he fell asleep! Sorry Nicole! I guess a baby's gotta do what a baby's gotta do! Needless to say, Kellan had a weight loss. Maybe tomorrow will be less explosive!
Other titles considered for this post:
Poop! There it Is
Poops, I Did It Again
Oh, Poopy Night
Sir Poops-a-lot
The Green Mile